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  • Finn McCool
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    What did Mae West say when she went to her first all in wrestling match

    Why wrestle when it's all in.?

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  • Cari_R21
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    A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, "Martha, pack up your things. I just won a million dollar slot machine jackpot!" Martha replies, "Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?" The man responds, "I don't care. Just so long as you're out of the house by noon!"

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  • Cari_R21
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    A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. Her mom calmly said, "That part where the hair has grown is called your monkey. Be proud that your monkey has grown hair." The girl smiled. At dinner, she told her sister, "My monkey has grown hair." Her sister smiled and said, "That***8217;s nothing; mine is already eating bananas."

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  • Cari_R21
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    This thread is a real time killer. More jokes please! Thank you!

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  • matura
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    Husband Comes Home After Gambling

    I came home from the pub four hours late last night.

    Where the hell have you been? screamed my wife.

    I said, I've been playing poker with some blokes.

    Playing poker with some blokes? she repeated

    Well, you can pack your bags and go!

    So can you, I said. This isn't our house anymore


    Hope nobody have problems like this
    Last edited by matura; 01-06-17, 01:15.

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    Pirlo & Chuck Norris, OMFG...
    Last edited by Andrea_Pirlo; 24-04-17, 06:40.

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  • Arvydas Sabonis
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    http://life-is-fail.blogspot.com/201...ont-touch.html
    http://vehiclevideo.blogspot.com/201...-vs-truck.html
    http://life-is-fail.blogspot.com/201...bery-fail.html

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  • kfcpro
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    https://vine.co/v/OIIdKPMDEjv/embed

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  • f1ght3r
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    https://vine.co/v/Opu6lmI1Kbi

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  • kfcpro
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    Originally posted by Braincat View Post
    I'm not good with jokes... I was gonna tell you a joke about my dick, but it's too long...

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  • Braincat
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    I'm not good with jokes... I was gonna tell you a joke about my dick, but it's too long...

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  • Akira
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    Originally posted by FiDu View Post
    After third day of London riots, France surrendered.
    Ha ha ha
    U killed me with this one

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