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    Woman went shopping. She goes to the cashier, which charges prices of articles. Milk, cheese, vegetables, soap, two juices, food for the dog, several pairs of panties ...
    Suddenly, the cashier asks: You do not have a husband, right? Little surprised at the beginning woman, smiles and responds. Actually, I do not have, how did you guess?
    Because you are extremely ugly ...

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      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CO3q3JqIn-o

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        http://humorvideos.magnify.net/video/Crazy-Got-Talent
        Boobs Got Talent

        http://funnyandcoolvideos.blogspot.c...ttlefield.html
        Animal Battlefield

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          Originally posted by peret600 View Post
          Woman went shopping. She goes to the cashier, which charges prices of articles. Milk, cheese, vegetables, soap, two juices, food for the dog, several pairs of panties ...
          Suddenly, the cashier asks: You do not have a husband, right? Little surprised at the beginning woman, smiles and responds. Actually, I do not have, how did you guess?
          Because you are extremely ugly ...
          lol

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            Originally posted by Grandis View Post
            Here comes the most famous Strongman, sorry Superman... no he is Pudzianman!!





            Looks like a toilet cleaner.


            Toilet cleaner? Maybe... But he's an idiot, anyway. Less brain than oriole.

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              Originally posted by Andre2999
              Lmao, is it eatable?
              it's drinkable... so why not eatable?
              http://forum.bettingadvice.com/showp...90&postcount=1

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                http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVM1U0_ExDo

                Crazy coach Asseco Prokom - Tomas Pacesas.

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                  i don't really DO jokes,
                  don't know why i looked in tbh.
                  but that made me smile.
                  i thank you.

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                    Maru has Birthday
                    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZR_6K03gWk

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                      Funny penalty shootout story in Italy 7th league with video:
                      http://www.101greatgoals.com/epic-pr...termeno/95796/

                      Also direct link to the video here:
                      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlC4bErzzkU

                      Ball hits the bar, keeper celebrates prematurely, on the others side penalty taker falls down in sorrow, and the ball.... ball goes in.
                      Last edited by foxccs; 09-06-11, 18:28.

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                        www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcSY-MVE6ZU

                        Strange PK

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                          a scotsman walking through a field, sees a man drinking from a pool with his hand.
                          the scotsman shouts "awa ye feel hoor,that as full oa coos sharn".
                          ( don't drink the water,it's full of cow **** )
                          the man shouts back,"i'm english,speak english,i don't understand you.
                          the scotsman shouts back,"use both hands you'll get more in".

                          i don't do jokes,
                          but this one tickled me.

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                            After third day of London riots, France surrendered.
                            I am the only thing that I'm afraid of.

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                              lol
                              Originally posted by Black medusa
                              im back and ready for big wieners

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                                old one

                                ***8206;"Horatio, 10 people have just died at McDonald's."
                                Horatio: "Well, I guess...
                                *sunglasses*
                                ...this wasn't a Happy Meal."
                                YEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

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