JOKE THREAD: Post all your jokes here!

[George_Hanson]

what are the basic two functions on the button of electonic dildo?

**** ON and **** OFF

[sani]

I guess it's an urban legend, cause the same is said about Polish communist prime minister Gomulka.

He also was to say: "Before the war we had nothing. Now we have twice more"

Yeah, there's a similar one here in Srbija.

Before the war we had nothing. Then communists arrived and took away everything we ever had.

[DANDORO]

Good thread boyzzzzz :wink: Keep it going :lol:

[Minov]

Velice Sumolikoski (Macedonian NT player) before the match Macedonia-Romania :
We will give our minimum to win this match !!!!


Yugoslavian commentators :

1. After danish referee Pedersen made a mistake :Pedersen, you really deserve this surname (Peder means gay, Pedersen=Gaysen)


2.What a goal by Mcmanamanaman !!!

3.We can remember Michael Stih's name after that famous american group New stih on the block

4.What a great save by the goalkeeper. After 1 minute :Why are the german players so happy? Hmm, it seems that the goalkeeper didn't save that ball. It's a goal

5.And now, after automobilisam let's see some horsisam (horse racing)

6. Broadcast from Turkey: Look at the people on the stadium. Only the police dogs don't have mustache

7.While the ball is in the air, let me tell you the starting line ups

8. This is something that i can't translate : (za Salke 04 igra Marko Kurz):
"Lopta do Kurca."


9. Zoran Savic won't play today. He had a little family problem. His mother died

10. This guy is from a little country in the middle of Atlantic ocean, called San Marino

11.You can recognize the Yugoslavian boxing champion from his white shorts and his opponent, Keniyan guy Motungua , from his black shorts

12.This is little swedish high jumper Kelly Ericson. She is here with her mum Maria. Mummy Maria is always with Kelly. And this strong guy you see is John Godina. He doesn't need his mummy here.

13.This ball presents a greater danger to the aeroplanes than to Partizan's goal


And black humor at the end:

A ***** girl is writing a letter to some magazine, asking for advice:

Hi, i'm 11 and i'm still a virgin. Do you think my father is homosexual ?

[Ronnie 9]

This is the biggest joke.

I'm not begginers, but something things I find intresting. I.e., if you maked bets, don't worried about results. Bet is doing.

[CG]

This is the biggest joke.

I'm not begginers, but something things I find intresting. I.e., if you maked bets, don't worried about results. Bet is doing.

Thats well out of line Ronnie.

[martinezZ]

I think it can be in thread about Jokes

[CG]

I think it can be in thread about Jokes

So somebody trying to speak a non-native language is someone to be made fun of? or to be called a joke? :roll:

I'm sorry but the only ones who are a joke imo are the ones making fun of the guy.

[martinezZ]

I think it can be in thread about Jokes

So somebody trying to speak a non-native language is someone to be made fun of? or to be called a joke? :roll:

I'm sorry but the only ones who are a joke imo are the ones making fun of the guy.

Im sorry that right u CG with good sense for humour is telling that. We just awarded that, and I came home tired from 5 hours on courts and that refreshed me really. I hope Stitch understand it ...

[sani]

Yugolsavian commentators :
.....

God bless Zvonko and Dobrosav!!!

[martinezZ]

I think that Slovakian sport commentators (99,56 % of them) are ones U cant imagine how boring and funny also in one point could be :roll: U dont know If cry or laugh

[Pradesh]

Former sporting lisbon president, Sousa Cintra, in an interview (during his days in sporting the Maastricht treaty was being agreed in the European Union):

Interviewer - What do you think about Maastricht?

Sousa Cintra - He is a good player, but presently our squad is complete.

[Jumbo]

Here's just a part from the top comments made by NBC sports commentators during the summer Olympics in 2004

Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries,and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

And the best one is:
Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them . . . Oh my God, what have I just said?" :lol:

[Prija]

One of the greatest ever, by Serbian TV commentator Nedeljko Kovinjalo, who still amuses us every week. Commentating one match of Brescia about 5 years ago:

"Now you can see Emanuelle Filippini with the ball...and interesting, on the bench there's another Filippini. And you won't believe me they were born on exactly the same day!..no, wait... they're actually twins." :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Hero!]

Milojko Pantic, biggest legend of Serbian TV commentators said

"Substitute with number 3 will join the game..last name:Minutes" 8O


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