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Old 09-09-11, 09:41   #481
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After third day of London riots, France surrendered.
Great joke, really!
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Wife of Krunoslav Jurcic, Dinamo Zagreb's coach, is waking her man up in the morning:

-"Wake up Kruno, it is eight!"

He slowly open his eyes and say:" Is it Gomis again?"
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Old 06-11-12, 14:38   #484
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Why Arsenal players are planting potatos near the stadium ? Because they want to lift something after the season.
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Old 06-11-12, 14:59   #485
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After third day of London riots, France surrendered.
Ha ha ha
U killed me with this one
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I'm not good with jokes... I was gonna tell you a joke about my dick, but it's too long...
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Old 23-08-14, 13:06   #487
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Old 23-01-15, 17:11   #492
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Pirlo & Chuck Norris, OMFG...

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Husband Comes Home After Gambling

I came home from the pub four hours late last night.

Where the hell have you been? screamed my wife.

I said, I've been playing poker with some blokes.

Playing poker with some blokes? she repeated

Well, you can pack your bags and go!

So can you, I said. This isn't our house anymore


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This thread is a real time killer. More jokes please! Thank you!
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A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. Her mom calmly said, "That part where the hair has grown is called your monkey. Be proud that your monkey has grown hair." The girl smiled. At dinner, she told her sister, "My monkey has grown hair." Her sister smiled and said, "That***8217;s nothing; mine is already eating bananas."
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A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, "Martha, pack up your things. I just won a million dollar slot machine jackpot!" Martha replies, "Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?" The man responds, "I don't care. Just so long as you're out of the house by noon!"
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What did Mae West say when she went to her first all in wrestling match

Why wrestle when it's all in.?
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